RH: Did you know bears are the most widespread animal on the planet? They’re on all the continents. Except Antarctica. No, except Australia. Wait, is Australia a continent? What are the seven continents again?
(answers are shouted out while I laugh helplessly at my desk)
RH: Ok, North America, South America. Ok, Africa. Asia. Europe.
Random shout: Eurasia!
RH: [continuing uninterrupted] Antarctica…